How retarded I am
[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (I've jumped INto a moving vehicle...does that count?)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde (Well, kinda cuz I am one...but still...)
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm (AND Baa baa Black Sheep...I've known that since I was little!)
[] You sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Many times)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 8

[] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 10


[] You have fallen asleep in class. (Tried to though)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

so far: 14

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 17


[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break/lose a lot of things.
[x/0] You tilt you're head when you're confused (Sometimes, not always)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this test. (Don't know HOW to get my score...I xed 23 out of 35...I think that's bad!...Oh well, I know I'm a dork...and a dweeb...and a knuckleheadMcSpazatron...and I'm....I'm...IIII'MMM...........
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!

total: 23